BANANAS! BANANAS! COME AND GET YOUR BANANAS! Sorry, pal, we're all out of bananas. What's that, you say? You don't know what a banana is? Well, let me enlighten you!

bananas are fruits that are yellow and tasty. they're high in potassium so they're the most radioactive fruit, but you knew that already. bananas are also pretty long, longer than a grape or a golf ball or a worm or a cd case or a small bread roll. they're curvy too - curvier than a ruler, a fridge, a cardboard box, a cd case, a calculator, a book (unless you curve it), and absolutely curvier than The Empire State Building™. you can eat the banana peel if you really want to, just like with anything. but it's generally not a good idea to eat the banana peel because it's tougher and tastes worse. there might be some dietry benefits that i don't know about though - like how wholegrain bread is better for you than white bread because of the natural bits in there! chimps and monkeys and other primates seem to get on fine eating banana skins so you won't die from it or anything. but they also fling their shit about so maybe going to them for advice isn't the best idea!

































ok bye now. see you never hopefully i hate you and i hate your bananas