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Cheese is a dairy product, typically made of the milk from either cows or goats. However, cheese is not eaten by either cows or goats, instead it is eaten by humans and sometimes dogs too. There are many different types of cheese, and many of these types are available at your local supermarket. however some types of cheese are harder to get since they are home made. although this isnt true because homes do not make cheese! humans make cheese! it's made by leaving milk for a long time, like probably at least a few hours maybe. i've never made cheese before but it can't be that hard maybe i'll make cheese at some point. anyway what was i saying. oh yes cheese is a dairy product. that's right. really! it is! cheese is a dairy product which is consumed by humans and domesticated animals that can handle it. whether your domesticated animal of choice can handle it is up to them, you can't force a snake for example to eat cheese if it doesn't want it. they eat like 1 rat a month or something like that you know, its not that hard to feed a snake. you shouldn't be messing it up by trying to feed a snake cheese. force feeding is torture anyway and i know for a fact that you aren't a snake torturer........ right? i hope you aren't but you have to be careful not to assume. if you torture snakes by force feeding them cheese, email me about it. or turn yourself into the nearest international court since torture is illegal last time i checked. although over in guantomino bay or however that's spelt, they torture people all the time and nobody over there's been arrested for it. as far as i know anyway, i never really studied that up. don't kid yourself! anyway where was i. oh yes! cheese is a dairy product. you knew that already, i won't patronise you by telling you things about cheese that you already know that would be cruel of me. almost as cruel as torturing a snake by force feeding cheese! not like you'd do that though